Saturday, 25 March 2017

New beginnings, a renewed pledge - And swimming upriver...

For all of those who know me, I am the son of a teacher from a family of teachers. Please if you notice anything wrong about my grammar or punctuation, let me know before Mummy sees it. 

A New Commitment

So last weekend, I walked down the aisle with the woman of my dreams. Nothing fantastic there, considering that I have many women who answer to that description and have met the strict(ish) criteria to be part of that hallowed company. Admittedly, most of the women in that group are not aware of their membership of that elite club, and will probably be spared their knowledge of that dubious honour till their last breath. Except for Rachel of S Club 7. And Kelly McGillis. And Dawnn Lewis. And Denise Lewis.

But perhaps this is special, because, a} she knows me too well; and b) she agreed to walk down the road of life with me. I have travelled many roads, started businesses and enterprises, worked in jobs that would task the faint-hearted, been in fool-hardy relationships, both in matters of the heart and hard cash; some rather short-lived, and others, relatively successful and yet the trepidation I felt as I said "I do" this time, made all the afore-mentioned endeavours shrivel up in comparison, like a sheet of toilet roll in flames. (Do not try that at home!)

Why? Because, for me, committing to another person after many previous battles from my various encounters now, in my life, was less of settling down, and more of settling up. To me, settling up is the equivalent of weighing the pros and cons and then saying, "It doesn't really matter how this one turns out, I need to work on it, a day at a time". No long-term visions of "When we grow old together", but rather, every evening, pledging to myself (and God), "Tomorrow, I will love this woman by my side a little more than I did today". Perhaps, I am getting sentimental in my old age. Yes, I love my wife, but I also know that I am not talking about the feelings in my chest cavity that unreasonably argues with (and wins) over my intellect. I am also looking at another person whose goals are aligned with mine, seeing our children grow together to achieve successful careers and wholesome relationships, avoiding some of the pitfalls I encountered along the way. Somebody to talk to about daily events at work; regard her friends with suspicion, but treat her foes with the disdain they deserve; discussion of the off-side goal, which started the 10-2 thumping by Bayern Munich, even though she was gently snoring though my enamoured and animated, yet unbiased account of events. (I don't care what you haters say, we were robbed and that led to the drubbing).

This is not new love, this is a renewed sense of an existing relationship. Perhaps, ever so often, one (or two, even) should undertake a renewal exercise, an MOT if you like, a reassessment of where they are in a journey, to change oil, tyres, rather than toss out the whole vehicle.

Bayern Munchen

Arsene Wenger, its time to go.

Trumped

Is been almost 10 years since Donald Trump became President of the good old US of A. At least, it does feel like it. Whilst the man with the bombastic personality and the drastically hilarious wavy hair was voted into power, I predicted a mass exodus of the sane from America. Wrong again!

Those in vehement opposition have stayed to fight. What I cannot stand, are those Christians who claim that he came to save America from abortion and Hilary. Trump is here to prove a point, and perhaps increase his TV ratings for his next show. I have had all kinds of fanatics call me names because of my stance, which is based on a biblical precedence (you did not think I was leaving that out today, did you?).

 In 1 Samuel, we are told that Israel demanded a king. In spite of the fact that they were warned that a King would tax them and marry off their daughters, Israel refused to back down and they were given King Saul.His exploits, manic-depressive behaviour, hatred for David, irrational reasoning (sounds a bit like me), left Israel in no doubt that the decision they had made was the wrong one, especially when Goliath came into the picture. They quickly latched onto David, the next best thing very quickly, and Saul ended up on his own sword.

Then there was the story of Rehoboam, Solomon's son. He reportedly caused the breakup of the united kingdom of Israel with the following words in response to  request for legal reform, "Whereas my father laid upon you a heavy yoke, so shall I add tenfold thereto. Whereas my father chastised (tortured) you with whips, so shall I chastise you with scorpions. For my littlest finger is thicker than my father's loins; and your backs, which bent like reeds at my father's touch, shall break like straws at my own touch."

My take on events, is for America to take stock, review their decision making and choose a sensible leader next time round. Donald Trump will have his full 4 years but will be ousted by the Republicans. He will try to run as an independent and fail miserably. But I might be wrong again.

So I hear you ask, what is the link between the two biblical kings and Donald Trump? They all sought counsel from idiotic counsellors, and when that failed, they advised themselves by sending out tweets at midnight, every night. Not really. But they would have done, if they had Twitter.

Leadership issues

As a manager, one of the biggest challenges I have faced is dealing fairly with staff members who do not want to play (or work) fairly. It is literally swimming against the current.

The bigger challenge is when - I must work with people I report to who definitely refuse to play fairly. A few years ago, I worked with such a person, who made my life hell to the point that somebody used to regularly comment at our weekly meetings, "I hope you survive the day". I was regularly belittled, made the butt of jokes, humiliated in public and made the buffoon of the team. This continued for over two years and people kept asking me, Why do you stay? I stayed because, in spite of the bully, I was learning so much that helped me set up my own business, but it also made me work on a number of short comings in my character. It has also helped me to recognise the start of those tactics wherever I go and nip them in the bud before they become issues. Of course, it does not help when the bully has allies who continually pass on messages to undermine your performance so cut off those channels off at the knees, particularly if they are subordinates. It would be wrong of me to advocate physical violence (though cutting off somebody at the knees does sound appealing in a very Game of Thrones sort of way).

I have learnt, for example that information should only be shared on a need to know basis. A junior member of staff is just that. Do not tell them anything they do not need to know, because that is how undermining members of staff get irrelevant information passed on to relevant Heads.

I have also decided it is important to speak immediately to your own supervisor/head of service and report your concerns, making it clear you have recorded dates and times of incidents so that you do not look and sound paranoid. This is what works for me. I hope that is what it says in the standard HR handbook with brilliant advice.  Sometimes, it might be that you are a pawn caught in the middle of some power struggle. Or it may just be that you have met a nasty individual who is being bullied at home by their spouse. Just saying.

Resolutions

  • It is almost April 2017. I resolve to be kinder to my children and try to have a conversation with each of them at least once a week.
  • Speak to my parents at least once a week;
  • Cook a special dish for my wife, at least once a month.

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