Sunday, 17 December 2017

Just before Christmas - and other random thoughts

For all of those who know me, I am the son of a teacher from a family of teachers. Please if you notice anything wrong about my grammar or punctuation, let me know before Mummy sees it


Life is what you make of it

A kind of weariness had possessed me lately. It is not that I was tired of life or contemplating the futility of it all, nothing like that…yet. However, as my own mortality was made clear to me with the passing of dear ones, I have felt like a passenger on a train nearing his destination, with a few more stops to go.

It is not as morbid as it sounds. I have acquired a new sharper enthusiasm for things that I used to take for granted and my frustration grows when I perceive that others around me do not “get” me or seem to be oblivious that they are on a similar journey and should take life (or themselves) less seriously, instead of turning every event into drama.

This newer love of life has mostly been realized in the aftermath of my father’s death 7 months ago. Now I have (almost) got over the philosophical barrier of accepting the inevitability of death, I am now engaged in indulging myself (and others) in the time left on this earth. My weariness stems from the fact that I do not know how.

It is like sitting in front of a table of goodies of every type of food I have ever favoured but unable to decide which to start on, knowing very well eating too much of one thing would deprive me of another. (This is actually a daily decision for me, the food, that is, because not only am I middle aged, I am also now amply middle spread).

I have indulged more in my hobby of Jazz, now involved in the history and learning many delightful secrets in the cross-over to funk and soul. I am learning not to take myself too seriously, particularly as in the aftermath of my father’s passing, many school mates of mine, mostly younger, have suddenly passed into eternity, making a mockery of all the birthday wishes they had only recently received, granting them long life and posterity. Similarly, my jazz idols are quickly increasing the throngs of musicians who have gone underground, and recently listening to music by Jeff Golub, Chuck Loeb, Ronny Jordan, Joe Sample, Al Jarreau, Wilton Felder, to name a few, reminded me that these musicians all played in my lifetime while I was living and breathing, but they are no longer playing.

Or putting down my ideas about how I feel about life and not feel self-conscious about it.

The point of these musings? One must enjoy life to the fullest, give the Creator His due praise for this opportunity to enjoy life, make the best of what one has, smile more at strangers, turn work into a positive challenge (I am glad for what I have achieved today) instead of a daily treadmill with nothing to look forward to, other than your bed. Which one may not get out of tomorrow.

Bullying Tactics

I recently read a comment on one of the various boards that take up all my tablet’s memory on WhatsApp. It was by this guy who refused to join in the camaraderie of old students reminiscing about school because he had been a victim of serial bullying. As a result, he had hated it so much. What I could not understand was why he wanted to be part of a group which was testament to the most miserable time of his life. It might have been therapeutic for him, but the cynic in me kept whispering that he wanted the rest of us to feel guilty as he regarded us as complicit in his predicament.

The truth is, bullying at the time was not just systemic, it was institutionalised. Apparently, it was meant to develop character. I am sure it actually broke lots of spirits but we stoically took on the unspoken mantra that it would make us stronger, better individuals. (Listening to Wayman Tisdale, another one who was taken too early). As a junior (first three years in boarding school), I cannot remember or count the number of times I was asked to kneel down with both my arms raised, usually on gravel, for some perceived wrong. The stupid thing is that both the Punisher and the Tortured were aware that the punishments would not rectify or right any wrongs. One of the quotations bandied about at the time was, “In the jungle, might is right”, straightaway reducing our humanity to the very basest of animalistic existence. If you watch wildlife programs like I do, then you would realise there were two classes, the predators and the survivors.

In today’s climate of retribution and recompense, one could very well justify suing the Education system that encouraged the perceived abuse of vulnerable young boys. But who would you point a finger at? I remember coming home and telling my father stories of the horrors I had witnessed and been put through, sometimes embellishing my accounts to full effect in order to extract as much pity as I could from him. Sometimes, in an effort to elicit the last bit of sympathy, I used other people’s accounts of what had happened to them. The truth is that you may not even have survived that particular ordeal. He in turn told me stories of his school days which left me traumatized and scared to sleep at night, making my account sound like some 1st July beach party!

So it does seem strange that we are slapping each other on the back, self-congratulatory and perhaps that is why others cannot understand the “Band of Brothers” mentality. It does speak volumes though that I would not tolerate that kind of behavior or abuse to be imposed on my children. Maybe, the person I was referring to before could start up yet another social media platform for survivors of Boarding Schools. Who knows? He might get the audience he is looking for. I might even join myself, just note that I could be giving accounts of others than myself…

Christmas Issues

At the end of the year, as the manager, I face the dilemma which I hope others face too. What do I get my staff? Will just a card do? Is there an obligation to reward staff for the hard work we have been through these last 12 months? The ordeals we have faced together? Do you reward the hard-working ones, and ignore the slackers or the trouble makers (if you have any)?

What is appropriate? What is not? Somewhere I used to work, I wrote in one card, “Well done for all your hard work”. In another’s card, I wrote, “Thank you so much for all you have done”. I thought I was going for variety. So imagine my surprise when the lady who received the latter card accosted me in the corridor and asked me, “Do I not work hard enough?”. Surprised and perplexed, I responded in the affirmative. “Why then did you write ‘thank you for all you have done?’ People are going to think we slept together or something!!!”

So I changed the wording in the card. I had given everybody a card voucher, each of the same value, but now I was paranoid, would somebody misinterpret what I had given to mean something else? Would the clothing shop voucher people think I wanted them to get lingerie? Would the book voucher recipients think that I had issues with their apparent lack of reading skills? Thankfully, nobody came back to me.

This year, I am going to play it safe and give Amazon vouchers. But what if they do not have an Amazon Account? If they were forced to set up an Amazon account, could I be later accused of encouraging them to spend outside their means? Would their spouses or partners perceive this gift to be a threat in case they didn’t get them any presents? Could that cause a rift in their relationships? What if their relationship troubles caused them stress so that they had to stay off work? Would I need to employ temps? Would my staffing budget stretch to sick leave and temps? If they used the Amazon voucher for a toy that was recalled but they did not get the notice and the toy hurt their offspring or pet, could I be sued? Would I be liable or my employer? Could my employer sack me for being generous?

Ow, my head hurts, I am now tired of life and contemplating the futility of it all……..


My musical recommended offering this festive season is Walter Beasley’s Free Your Mind. Enjoy!


Have a merry Christmas and a happy new year.